Let God Protect Your Website From Spam

[Andy]

To combat spam from God-fearing countries I added this code to my classified Ads site:

Code:

<?php
$description = "bunch of text to scan";

$nickname = "Name of user";

//Check for banned words

$banned = array('typeinternational','ozwebresources','icellparts'); //  The list of words that trigger the wrath of God

foreach($banned as $needle) {
if (strpos($description,$needle) !== false) die("<b>

Message from GOD:
 I, the almighty God whose kingdom is in heaven command thee $nickname my humble servant
 to visit a place of worship to pray for forgiveness of thy sins lest thee be cast into the hands of
 the devil and be barred from heavens gates for all eternity.

</b>");
}
?>

That should make the spammers think twice, don't yer think?

[nsterling]

Thanks for sharing this syntax. Man that was so funny.