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« on: January 19, 2008, 04:03:13 PM »
Seems like I did something like this before, but I can't recall.

I had mentioned Jeff Foxworthy's redneck routines to Andy and was wondering just how the same routine could be applied to webmasters.

I'll start it.


If you hear the expression 'what a pair' and think 'dual xeon'...you might just be a webmaster.

If every time you make a reference to a male organ and it involves the use of the term 'hard drive'...you might just be a webmaster.

If your idea of a first date involves an irc chat and a virtual dinner...well...you probably just need to get laid.


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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2008, 06:11:44 PM »
This is fun.

If you watch TV and proceed to code instances of stylized text in CSS... you might just be a webmaster.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2008, 06:50:12 PM »
If you think 'casual wear (ware)' means 'user friendly software'...you might just be a webmaster.
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 12:54:37 AM »
If every good idea you have results in a new domain name registration and web page, then... you just might be  webmaster.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 12:56:45 AM »
Quote from: Andy on January 21, 2008, 12:54:37 AM
If every good idea you have results in a new domain name registration and web page, then... you just might be  webmaster.

I resemble that remark Tongue

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 02:41:37 PM »
If you stay up till 2am, 3am, 4am working on your website!
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 08:16:31 PM »
If you have to buy a new hard drive for all your web graphics you are probably a webmaster.

If you have more web graphic CD's than music CD's then you are probably a webmaster.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 11:05:14 AM »
If the first priority on waking in the morning is to get to the Internet.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 01:14:51 PM »
If out shopping and you see a new computer and think to yourself 'yeah...I can picture that on a calendar'...you might just be a webmaster.
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