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« on: June 28, 2005, 03:48:59 AM »
When we surf the net for some
programs, I have too admit that
some are exaggerated and some
even fool you all the way...

I do not want to comment more,
but this short story can tell:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy to do it."

"Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my dropping?" replied
the bull.

"Scientifically, they are packed with
nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more
dung, the turkey managed to reach
the second branch.

Finally, after the fourth night, there
he was proudly perched at the top of
the tree feeling so good and cocking
(shouting) his way to others down there
how he had made his way to the top
with all the bull sh!t the bull promised
and how it worked every single day,
starting from zero to the hero.

While he was busy cocking, he was
spotted by a farmer who shot him
out of the tree.

He was dead and become the farmer meal
for the day.

"Wow! What a delicious turkey meat this
time round. My neighbour 'bull-sh!t' about
making a kill for a turkey on a tree is
impossible, cause no turkey could fly."

He added, "My neighbour was wrong again
by saying turkey meat taste like sh!t."


Little did the farmer know what the turkey
had been eating lately to make it to the
top of the tree.

Lesson to learn: Bull Sh!t might get you to
the top, but it would never stay there.
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2005, 11:32:45 PM »
Strangely true...
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2005, 12:20:46 AM »
A lad i used to work with always used to tell me that "Bull-sh!t Baffles Brains".
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2005, 07:30:02 PM »
i agree....
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 12:07:46 AM »
i agree as well.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 10:52:12 AM »
when its too good to be true, its not true.
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