Pick-up Lines and Their Replies!

[newweb]

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, don't accept cheap gifts.

I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey baby, what's your sign?
Stop. Or do not enter.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world.

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

A war can be declared in 30 seconds.
A piece can be signed after the war.

I can make you famous in 30 seconds.
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[Andy]

What chat-up lines do women use on men? If any.

[newweb]

They would ask, "Wonder Why Men Are Happier?"
They chat like these;
1. Their last names stay put.
2. To them, chocolate is just another snack.
3. Car mechanics tell them the truth.
4. The world is their urinal.
5. They never have to drive to another petrol
    station restroom because this is just too icky.
6. They do the same work for more pay.
7. Phone conversations are over in 30 secs flat.
8. A 5-day vacation requires only ONE suitcase.
9. IF someone forgets to invite them, he or she
    can still be their friends.
10. Their underwear is $5.95 for 3-pack.
11. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough.
12. Always have extra condoms as and when needed.
13. They only shave their face and neck and expect
      woman to shave all.
14. They can play with toys all their life.
15. They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
16. They can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives on
      24 Dec in 25 mins.
17. They have one mood (i.e. sex) - all the times.