Microsoft and Windows jokes..

[Jeanne]

We all know stupid jokes about Mircosoft..
But doesnt lay in anything some truth too?
 


At Microsoft a foundling's child was found. The rumor kitchen bubbles. People even say  Bill Gates could be the father.
But Microsofts official statement: " A Microsoft employee can be impossibly the father of the child.
First: At Microsoft nothing is done with desire and love.
Secondly: At Microsoft anything was never ready within nine months.
Thirdly: At Microsoft  never anything came which had  hand and foot from the outset. "


And then there was a young men..
He wanted to get author.
We wanted to open Emotions and make the people cry...

This dream came true and nowdays he writes the error messages at windows..

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[SensoVision]

First: At Microsoft nothing is done with desire and love.
Secondly: At Microsoft anything was never ready within nine months.
Thirdly: At Microsoft  never anything came which had  hand and foot from the outset. "

you're so right

[SensoVision]

just spot this thread and thought that I would repost it here:
 GM vs Microsoft

  For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

  "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

  In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

  "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics"   and I just love this part:

  1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

  2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

  3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

  4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

  5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

  6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

  7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

  8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

  9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

  10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

  Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer!

Source could be found here.

[Queen Bee]

Ahh, I love that joke. 

[rosie]

  GOOD ONE!